I don’t understand how Floyd doesn’t see the magic of this idea. Deep down, they’re really just very passionate women. And I mean, look at ‘em. You don’t throw on that kind of attire with just the purgation of the heretic in mind. They’re thinking of a different kind of fire. Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaa.
One of our good friends is really, truly getting married. As we’ve gotten older the weddings start getting more and more frequent, but until one of your own steps up to the plate it’s not nearly as real. Don’t mistake my sentiments: we couldn’t be happier for the guy. He’s found a really great girl.
But it is super weird.
Realistically, there will probably be very few changes. These two kids have been together for a while, and one of the chief factors to the young lady’s credit is that she’s been able to deal with their living room being converted into the future in which, we’ve been told, there is only war. Between tiny metal or plastic men. But seeing those two tie the knot is just another marker of us all turning into pretty big kids. Overall, I’m really thrilled for them both. I think they’re a great match. I’ll be excited to attend the wedding and all the pomp and ceremony that builds around it.
No, not just for the bachelor party “entertainment.”
But seriously. It’s gonna be great. Tell Floyd.