Ugh, damnit Floyd the last panel is totally inaccurate.
Boxer briefs. Come on.
Also, see here for correct pronunciation of “memoir.”
I am on the best. Vacation. Ever. It’s become a family tradition to rent out a little house down by a lake, which in and of itself I’m sure sounds pretty boring. But that’s not the money part.
The best part is we do nothing.
Not literal nothing of course, but we only do what we want, and when we want to for that matter. You want to wake up at 9? Deal. You want to wake up at 11:37? Also game. Dinner time is whenever you’re hungry. Same goes for breakfast lunch and the ubiquitous “snack.” I can spend a good portion of the day soldering some hobby kit and listening to music, and that constitutes a very productive day indeed.
I know that the travel-to-distant-places vacations are fun, and I’m extremely grateful for the trips I’ve had the opportunity to take. I would, however, suggest that the next time you’re thinking of taking that trip to Europe and racing around to all the sites in 4 days, you might consider my favorite style of vacation as an alternative. It’s just as rewarding.
Besides, they won’t let you climb the Eiffel Tower in your skivvies.